To God, From The Dog

labingrasspuppyThe following are questions that dogs through time have asked God.

Dear  God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only  reversed?

Dear  God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one  another?

Dear  God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the  same old story?

Dear  God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,  the colt, the  stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you  see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to  rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler  Beagle’?

Dear  God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is  he still a bad Dog?

Dear  God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,  whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy  fields, and Frisbee  flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear  God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear  God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to  apologize?


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